Have You Met Miss Jones?

Jack’s decided to set sail to the great beyond, meaning anywhere but the Hamptons. He’ll probably end up in Seaside Heights doing shots out of Snooki’s belly button. But before he can say “Margaritaville,” Aman-duh shows up and is all “I’ll never let go Jack so take me with you and stuff.” But then it turned out she was bleeding so she took money and left. I swear, that sentence doesn’t even make sense BUT IT HAPPENED.