Now I’m just going to help Julian Fellowes write the tagline for season three: Incest is coming.
- via my recap of Downton Abbey on New Now Next
All dreams of sexing her cousin are crushed, but yet she still sits by his bedside, wiping vomit away from his mouth. So basically, Mary Crawley is now living my college experience.
It’s taken weeks and multiple viewings of these episodes, but I just realized the first thing you see in the opening credits of Downton Abbey is a dog’s ass. That’s how brilliant this show is – the first impression they give you is the Chamber Orchestra of London over a Labrador’s booty, and it wins a goddamn Golden Globe.
- via my recap on New Now Next
And so many more here.
I left my head and my heart at Downton.
When we last left our favorite well-run yet amazingly dysfunctional household, we saw big changes afoot for the Crawleys and their staffers as patriarch Lord Grantham declared that Britain was at war with Germany – just a little skirmish we know now as World War I. After that premiere, it’s obvious nothing will ever be the same –except for the Laura Linney intros.
- my Downton Abbey recap. I call Edith a virgin who can’t drive.
Cora, Mary, Edith and Sybil and the new Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha. (FYI – If somebody calls you an Edith, you are probably also a Miranda).
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